"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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