we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
please come you make the beer taste better
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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