you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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