Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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