Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.