O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch