The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in