Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Yup. One sock.