I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.