Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions

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(516): View more from New York

...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?

(585): View more from New York

hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that

(516): View more from New York

is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well... this vagina won't eat itself

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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(505): View more from New Mexico

If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now

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(631): View more from New York

I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃

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