thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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