My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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