How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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