No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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