We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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