So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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