I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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