He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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