scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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