look no pants
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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