What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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