pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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