ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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