Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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