some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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