talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
