Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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