...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
this hospital has no fireball
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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