so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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