I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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