In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
third nipple confirmed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
