I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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