i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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