the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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