Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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