whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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