she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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