I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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