Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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