I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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