Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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