he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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