Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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