Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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