He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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