Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i drank out of a bidet.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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