Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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