dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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