who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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