Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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