Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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