I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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