My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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