You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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