O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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