His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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