im drinking this country out of the recession.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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