how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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