You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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