I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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