Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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