Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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